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RealtyOne
03-07-2004, 05:53 AM
Numbers don't lie. Have a read or add it up
What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 98%
and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 96%
But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 103%
and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

hilandor
03-07-2004, 06:11 AM
lol i like it, im about to email the link to my brown nosed friend =]]

marb
03-07-2004, 06:40 AM
No need go to Church today, the real life and the O-R college give more. :lol:
Thanks, it's a good One!

Groeten,
Marten :)

scd67
03-07-2004, 11:16 AM
now you're talking my language. Great job RealtyOne! <insert ass-kissing humor here> :wink:

wwobn
03-08-2004, 03:54 PM
framing this and putting it on my sales manager's desk. ;)